Monthly Archives: June 2014

Celebrity Aging-Phobia

A woman can be sexy at any age and they can be that way without wearing only Band-Aids to cover themselves up! Women that are obese can look great, it’s a matter of dressing in clothing that is size or age appropriate. Women in their thirties should not dress quite the way that women in their twenties dress. By the same token, when a woman hits forty, from there on out it is crucial to dress age appropriate.

Look at Jennifer Lopez. Yes, she looks great for her age, but the fact is that she will be a 45-year-old, and regardless of how good she may look, it’s time to stop dressing like you’re wearing a bathing suit and tights with 5 inch heels. She can still look sexy without looking sleazy or like she’s regressing. J-Lo is a mother with two children, she sings the same as she always did, but she doesn’t need to dress like she did in her twenties. Perhaps the fact that she’s dating such a young manchild tells of a much deeper issue going on with her.

Madonna is another example of not being able to embrace one’s age gracefully. No matter how much work she’s had done, she will be 56 in August. Madonna behaves like a teenager and dresses like one too, although I have seen many young women who wear ten times more clothing than she does. Hmm, a history of dating guys young enough to be her son… It seems to be a pattern in these types of women.

Probably a prime example of being unable to dress, behave, or live according to their age, is none other than Kris Jenner. There is something funky going on with her face right now, ugh, I think that she’s just gone overboard with having work done, and the saddest part of all is that it’s such a waste of money! Everyone has seen the pictures of her slop drunk, like the one with her wearing a sombrero, looking wasted with her old boobs sagging out of her shirt. It’s as if she tries, unsuccessfully, to keep up with her spawns! The woman dresses in tight mini skirts and dresses and wears tops that always accentuate her boobs drooping. It’s been reported that she won’t allow her grandchildren to call her “Grandma”. Yep, that’s right, she has them call her “Lovey”, instead. That woman needs to start acting her age, as at 59 being a mother, and a grandmother, she should know better and should set a decent example for the children, if nothing else. Stop with all of the plastic surgeries since it won’t fix what ails her, and stop with the facades, drinking, manicures and pedicures, then put the high heels away and behave like a 59-year-old!

These women, especially those in the limelight, need to set a better example for other women their age. No one wants to grow older, but it is an inevitable fact of life, and a woman doesn’t need to dress like a tramp to be sexy – actually, a lot of people find that the most attractive female of all is also the most rare now days. That being, of course, a real lady.

Leave a comment

Posted by on June 8, 2014 in Hollywood Horrors


The Four Flavors of Gossipers

Gossip DisherThe one who is always dishing out any gossip they can, be it fact or fiction.

Gossip Receiver: One who listens to any and all gossip they hear, often perking up at the mere thought of gossip.

Bi-Gossip: One who listens to all gossip going around and also spreads gossip at every given opportunity.

Hypocritical Sneaky Bi-Gossiper: The sneaky bi-gossiper both listens to and spreads all gossip they hear, but they pretend not to be into gossip at all, not to be two faced, and worst of all they twist what they hear, adding sordid details and omitting anything that’s of an innocent nature.

The Neither-Nor: The most rare type of person of them all, the one who is disinterested in gossip all together, not wanting to hear or repeat any type of gossip about anyone.

Face it, the greatest majority of people on the planet love to gossip, sad as it is, it’s true. Some people don’t care if their stories ruin lives, ruin relationships, careers, it just doesn’t matter, what matters most is how juicy and sordid the story is. Every now and again you find that rare personality in someone that does not like sitting around bad mouthing other people, in fact, they abhor it, but as I’m sure you well know, it is rare indeed.

The worst type is the one who states that they do not gossip and don’t allow others to do it around them: they are closet gossipers, sneaking around stirring the pot behind everyone’s back. Still worse is that they change the stories around, adding a pinch of adultery here, taking away a good deed there, and all for effect! Always working behind the scenes in their attempts to keep up the facade, never owning up to the fact that they are in reality, a sneaky hypocritical bi-gossiping trouble maker.

While there are those who mostly just listen to gossip, and those who run around spreading it, most people are true bi-gossipers, equally listening and spreading everything they hear and create around. The question is, when is gossip just juicy stories one hears about a neighbor, and when does it become something darker and much worse? So and so got kicked out of church for being at the local bar, it’s big news in a small town. What about when someone jealous of someone else makes up a story that they were caught with another man or woman, or someone makes up a story that someone else is beating their child up, or someone is stealing company funds at work? These things aren’t idle gossip, these stories can ruin lives and the B.S.’ers don’t stop to realize these things before they go around town spreading their B.S.

The Neither-Nors are truly the most rare people out there and it’s a shame there aren’t more of them, they mind their own business and keep to their own lives. Perhaps they have experienced the damage that gossip can do, or they just aren’t into hurting other people, whatever the case may be, I think that we can all learn a lesson from them.

I know of a woman that makes it her aim in life to gossip about all of her neighbors, all of her acquaintances, even all of her own family members! I passed along a small tidbit of gossip recently just to see how long it would take her to repeat it, she even surprised me, it took exactly 24 hours and the story was passed along! While I know her to be a huge storyteller, I must admit, the speed of her version of the Telephone Game was record-breaking. It’s extremely disappointing, but not at all surprising.


Posted by on June 4, 2014 in Personal Stories


The Bland Housewives of New Jersey

I guess the sagging ratings for The Real Housewives shows wasn’t enough of a warning for Bravo to sit up and take intelligent action. Now they’re ruining The Real Housewives of New Jersey like they have The Real Housewives of New York; one of the RHONJ’s biggest assets was Caroline Manzo, but according to the sneak peek of their newest season, Caroline is no longer a member of the cast, though her sister Dina – who couldn’t be bothered being on the show while her own sister was on it – has been added as part of the upcoming season’s cast. The most detrimental part of the show is Teresa, as while during the earlier seasons her overacting and over-dramatics brought viewers and actually brought her a few fans, now that it’s gotten real old, real fast, and the fact that no one likes her coupled with her latest legal woes, she’s nothing more than a liability.

Dina had her chance to be on the show long ago and she willingly chose to leave. Regardless of whether it was her pissy little grudge against Caroline or because she felt she wasn’t getting enough attention, she left and should not be allowed back on. Everyone knows Melissa Gorga is a wannabe, too – Teresa had been on the show, and since Melissa couldn’t stand the idea she wanted to compete with Teresa and one-up her any chance she got. It’s bad enough that we had to listen to her howling last season and had to watch her ridiculous attempts to dance where she looked like she was mimicking Gia, proving that she’s not in any way, shape, or form talented, but that she’s also not interesting, boring and not fun to watch. Then, there’s the new freak, Amber. Not one of these women are interesting, talented, or even extremely attractive to watch, and if Bravo cleans the slate and starts from scratch, then perhaps that show could be good as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It’s all in the cast, and the Bravo execs keep slipping further backward.

Leave a comment

Posted by on June 2, 2014 in Primetime, Reality TV